DaQuotes / Top 100

Quote: #97 - (126) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [ROTFL]

<LJV> lmoa
<LJV> hahahahahahaha
<EliteInsane> XD
<Kardall> lmoa
<Kardall> =
<Kardall> licking my own ass
<Kardall> ...
<Kardall> ?

Quote: #289 - (58) + [X] .::. Nov 23rd 2008 [ROTFL]

<~Static> leavce me alone
<~Static> with y drinky pooo
<&MGOB> You need to call yourself a good ol' fashion hooker
<~Static> I knhow
<~Static> ljv man
<~Static> i love you

Quote: #27 - (8) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<@Dude> people say dude waaaaaaaaaaaay too many times
<@Dude> if I have it tell me someone's looking for me every time someone says dude that would not be nice :S
<@Dark-Enchantres> yea
<@Dark-Enchantres> well you should see how often the fucking mexicans say de

Quote: #37 - (5) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

* Dude is now known as Bunny_Bottom
<+EcKstasy> O.o
<@Bunny_Bottom> teej -.-

Quote: #39 - (4) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

*** Steve-o is now known as sexy_girl_14
(Visitor_14498) hi sexy
(sexy_girl_14) hey there
(Visitor_14498) wassup baby
(Visitor_14498) asl pls
(sexy_girl_14) 14 f cali
(sexy_girl_14) u?
(Visitor_14498) 17 m australia
(Visitor_14498) what do u look like
(sexy_girl_14) a man
(sexy_girl_14) truth be told... Im not sexy at all

Quote: #35 - (4) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

<Dude> there's some sort of...noise
<Dude> outside my window
<Dude> I might get killed -.-
<Rusty> it's the blair witch!
<Dude> well now that you mention it, it did sound like that bish
<Bleh> Throw a rock!
<Dude> oh yeah
<@Twitch> lol
<Dude> I'ma break her nose
<Dude> OUTTA MY YARD BISH!

Quote: #64 - (4) + [X] .::. Apr 22nd 2008 [General]

<Massacre> the quote site sucks btw
<Massacre> lol
<@Towlie> there used to be a krispy kremes right next to a ghetto school here, it didnt last long.
<Massacre> its only a few quotes and they're liek..all the same people
<@Towlie> Massacre, go tell that to Teej123
<@Towlie> ;x
<Massacre> lol like hell
<Massacre> hed try to ban me
<Massacre> cause he pwnd himself
<Massacre> and thought it was funny
<Pheonix_Fire> lol blue
* Pheonix_Fire takes to the air
<Massacre> and watch..someones gonna try to quote it

Quote: #153 - (4) + [X] .::. May 16th 2008 [Sex]

<@snexys> not usually. it has to be an uber special occasion for me to get my ass shaved.
<%Eck[AFK]> ..
<@Amanda> Your ass?
<%Eck[AFK]> LMAO!
<@Matt> ...
<@snexys> that came out wrong
<@snexys> >.>
<@snexys> i meant my legs and stuff
<@snexys> i swear! i dont have asshair
<@Amanda> sUUUUUURE YA DID
<%Eck[AFK]> lies
<@Jeremy> LIES
<@snexys> :(
<%Eck[AFK]> furball ass O_O
<%Eck[AFK]> jk.
<@snexys> O_O
<@snexys> </3
<@Matt> snexys, i demand you group "furball" to your nick.
<@snexys> DONT YOU DARE QUOTE THAT!!!

Quote: #83 - (3) + [X] .::. Apr 30th 2008 [General]

[21:23:38] * Joins: Visitor_3 (java@7AF91A39.FA4AC66D.286FA7EA.IP)
[21:23:49] <+marco_polo> Hello Visitor_3
[21:23:57] <+marco_polo> Do you need help?
[21:24:16] <Visitor_3> ban unban ban unban ban unban etc etc make your minds up!
[21:24:21] * Parts: Visitor_3 (java@7AF91A39.FA4AC66D.286FA7EA.IP)
[21:24:22] <+Eck> O_O
[21:24:26] <@Dude> O_O
[21:24:40] <+Jeremy> O_O
[21:24:46] * Joins: Visitor_3 (java@7AF91A39.FA4AC66D.286FA7EA.IP)
[21:25:04] <@Dude> Had fun with that?
[21:25:23] <Visitor_3> nope i couldn't read the ban message!
[21:25:27] * Parts: Visitor_3 (java@7AF91A39.FA4AC66D.286FA7EA.IP)
[21:24:30] <+Eck> O_O
[21:24:33] <@Dude> O_O
[21:24:35] <+Jeremy> O_O

Quote: #118 - (3) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Shock]

teej123: this morning I let a loaf loose Soooo big.....it had me humming the "Free willy" theme song
teej123: *it tickled a lil too
MinionAlex: lol
CW: haah
MinionAlex: how.. lovely
MinionAlex: give my regards to it
CW: well teej, did it tickle the inside or the outside?
CW: could be pertainant to life as you know it
teej123: sorta both.....guess it was the corn in it
teej123: gives it texture
CW: hmmm, and what other consistancy about it was there?
CW: =)
teej123: well compacted.....
teej123: not a lotta curl
MinionAlex: splash?
teej123: no.....it hit the water while still being born
CW: so more of a karplop
teej123: I had to look.....thought maybe I lost an internal organ (or 2)

Quote: #158 - (3) + [X] .::. May 19th 2008 [General]

<snexys> i just tried to change the channel with my deoderant
<teej123> lol
<snexys> it didnt work :(
<Divinity> lmao
<teej123> snexys....hold Off on having kids
<snexys> why
<teej123> refer to a few lines up
<teej123> check your armpits--bet the tv remote is wedged in one
<snexys> im not that fat :*
<snexys> it was on the floor fyi
<snexys> where i thought i put the deoderant
<snexys> bbs,shower
<teej123> I wonder where the soap will end up... ;P

Quote: #13 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<teej123> when my 2 neices were small i got them both "squeaky" slippers for Xmas.....my sis hated me for yrs!
<icehead> were
<Caffeine> lol, Teej
<Chelsea> lol
<Chelsea> i'll have to remember that :P
<teej123> hahaha!
<pastry> tell me about these squeaky "slippers"
<teej123> with every step they go ~Squeak!~
<Chelsea> lol
<icehead> ha
<teej123> and...being lil the girls Luved em
<teej123> sis would call almost everyday and cuss me out
<Chelsea> i bet it was worth it tho
<teej123> sure....i didnt have to listen to it all day--everyday
<teej123> lol!
<Chelsea> lol
* Caffeine laughs *
<Chelsea> O_o
<WoLf> lol =P that's one of the meanest presents ever =P
<teej123> :)-
<WoLf> gotta write it down somewhere =)

Quote: #55 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 20th 2008 [General]

<Dark-Enchantres> I eat alot of fish and shellfish
* Joins: Merritt
<Dark-Enchantres> I eat alot of veggies
<Amanda> We all know what you mean by fish DE
<Dark-Enchantres> why do you think I like you so much amanda
<Dark-Enchantres> the smell makes me hungry

Quote: #49 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 20th 2008 [General]

(@Mitch) OFC im mexican so i dont respect women ;p
(@Dude) you're half mexican
(@Dude) you should half respect them
(@Mitch) *l*
(@Mitch) I respect there bottom half
(@Mitch) me and it see eye to eye

Quote: #32 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

This shows teej pwning himself once again... emphasis on the again... forget the CTRL did we teej? ;p

<Sleepy> ohk, how do I leave?
<@teej123> type /quit
<Fish_Lips> either type /quit or click the X.
<@teej123> or
<Sleepy> thanks
* @teej123 (teej123@Co-Admin.IRCStorm.net) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
* teej123 (teej123@Co-Admin.IRCStorm.net) has joined #lobby
<@IRCStorm> [teej123] Hello all!
* IRCStorm sets mode: +qo teej123 teej123
<Fish_Lips> Nice, Teej.
<Fish_Lips> Wb
<carry> The other one says "no, it doesnt worry me, I m a horse!"
<Dude> teej...
<Dude> you pwned yourself?
<@Twitch> Teek
<@teej123> i Always Do Dat!
<@Twitch> *Teej
<@Twitch> Pwning
<@Twitch> i gotta quote that
<Dude> that is hilarious
<Fish_Lips> lol
<@teej123> gotta remember HOLD the !@#!&%# Ctrl down!
<Dude> LMAO
<Dude> Twitch
<Dude> go and quote that
<@teej123> thats Twice in one week
<Dude> I can't do it I'm laughing
<@teej123> geezzzz
<Dude> oooh that is rich :P

Quote: #48 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 19th 2008 [General]

--> HotGrandma has joined #teen-chat
<HotGrandma> =D
<Steve-o> asl HotGrandma?
<HotGrandma> 79/yes please/your room
<HotGrandma> o_o
<Rage> LOL
<Steve-o> hot
<HotGrandma> grandma :D

Quote: #89 - (2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<&zoe> the only thing you have to be able to do to be a good lesbian, is lick carpet
<&zoe> or hardwood floor (if they shave)

Quote: #102 - (2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [ROTFL]

<FreeRangeBroccoli> I actually already won the lottery.
<FreeRangeBroccoli> It was a $10 million jackpot, and I took the Polish option.
<FreeRangeBroccoli> It pays $1 per year for 10 million years.

Quote: #106 - (2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [ROTFL]

<@Quackers> your like the government
<@Triphius> ...
<@Quackers> you use euphemisms
<@MGOB2> rofl
<@Quackers> "I just got home"
<@Quackers> means
<@Quackers> "I just finished a 3 hour beat a thon"
<@Triphius> ...
* @MGOB2 laughs
<@Triphius> or it means...I woke up an hour ago...had to bring my friend to the dentist, got breakfast at the bagel shop....AND I JUST GOT HOME.
<@MGOB2> yea ben you tryin' to get in the guinness book of world records?
<@Quackers> shall i break all that down?
* @Triphius laughs
<@MGOB2> please, he needs to see through his own lies to himself
<@MGOB2> go ahead joe
<@Quackers> "I woke up an hour ago"
<@MGOB2> "I took my friend to the dentist"
<@Quackers> I fell asleep to the porn and the muffled gagging of the continuous loop woke me up
<@MGOB2> "I assisted my friend with some oral"
<@Quackers> "got breakfast at the bagel shop"
<@Quackers> a light in the loafers friend fed me
<@MGOB2> lol
<@Quackers> "AND I JUST GOT HOME"
<@Quackers> I finaly came

Quote: #108 - (2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Religion]

Warlock_Deity: Why do Catholics appose capital punishment when they would not have a religion without it?

Quote: #110 - (2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [LOL]

<Travis> I bought a thong today De
<Dark-Enchantres> pix plz
<Travis> lol...perv!
<Linda> rofl travis
<Linda> wtf.
<Linda> travis.. why didn't you buy manties
<Travis> They dont look like they offer much support lol
<Linda> and a thong does?
<Linda> wait
<Travis> it squishes
<Linda> don't answer that.
<Travis> xD
<Travis> Im just kidding...I didn't buy a thong
<Travis> I bought 2 thongs!

Quote: #112 - (2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Clever]

<Sephiroth> * Unable to join #Reality (You're Banned)
<Sephiroth> * (+k) Unable to join #Sex (You don't have the right key.)
<crevaxa> Wow, owned

Quote: #164 - (2) + [X] .::. May 23rd 2008 [General]

<@MrStatic> They can do whatever they want in their own room
<Mack_Halo> no, i was told off cuz I did wat I wanted
<Mack_Halo> by cHiLL!
<@MrStatic> They can do that if they wish
<@MrStatic> cHiLL is a bot
<Mack_Halo> ye
<Mack_Halo> but bots kno rules
<%KrypTiK1> ...
* @MrStatic sighs

Quote: #194 - (2) + [X] .::. Jun 11th 2008 [Stupid]

* Haley (Haley@IRCStorm-397EA92F.carolina.res.rr.com) has joined #help
<@teej123> whats the matter Haley?
<@teej123> as if i didnt know
<Haley> i was banned
<Haley> from lobby
<@teej123> not just banned
<@teej123> akicked
<@teej123> there is a difference
<Haley> oh
<Haley> what did i do
<@teej123> the msg you got says it all
<Haley> ya i kow what it said but no i didnt get any warnings
<@teej123> yes you did...many times over a period of time
<@teej123> warnings Dont time out
<Haley> how long is the akickban thing
<Haley> for
<@teej123> hard to say
<Haley> omg
<Haley> ill probley be in utah by the time its over
<@teej123> it's on until removed
<@teej123> soo
<@teej123> be happy in your room
<@teej123> :)
<Haley> id be happy if i was unbanned im not happy
<Haley> can it be removed before september 12 please
<Haley> b/c thats my 18th bday
<@Matt> we will show no favoritism...
* Haley (Haley@IRCStorm-397EA92F.carolina.res.rr.com) has left #help
<@Matt> maybe you shouldn't have gotten banned.
<@Matt> kthx
<@Matt> bai..
<@Matt> leave while I'm talking too
<@Matt> see how far that gets you

Quote: #1 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 12th 2008 [ROTFL]

<teej123> i bought a sanitizer for my toilet
<Ultimate-Buzz> Cool!
<teej123> my toilet smells like bleach soo now i just wanna mount it and get off
<teej123> errr....
<Ultimate-Buzz> haha
<Mike> hmmm
<Ultimate-Buzz> Mine smells of peaches
<teej123> that came out TO-tally wrong
<Mike> that may need clarification
<Mike> hehe
<Mike> toilet mouth
<Mike> hehe
<teej123> its a rim rider
<teej123> not a cake
<Ultimate-Buzz> haha
<Mike> youre making it worse

Quote: #6 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<+Mitch> Join #Mitch,0000
<+Mitch> Its my channel
<+Mitch> marco_polo
<+Mitch> for l33t IRCers
+marco_polo has left #help (Left all channels)

Quote: #71 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 24th 2008 [General]

<Scott> Hey de, since amanda won't do "it" with me
<Scott> how about you?
<Dark-Enchantres> towlie would be happy to oblige
<Dark-Enchantres> i'm a little busy
* Joins: Static
<teej123> hehehe
<Dark-Enchantres> oh Static is here
<Dark-Enchantres> do him
* Static bends over
<Static> There we go thatll screw up statserv
<Dark-Enchantres> don't be a pansy about it either he likes it when you hurt him
<Static> :)
<teej123> towlie?? There goes yet another perfectly good ass ruined by a Scott...
<Amanda> WTF

Quote: #20 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<@Proto-type> DE's leaving?
<@Proto-type> Yay
<@Dark-Enchantres> so are you
<@Dark-Enchantres> /os akill add...
<@Dude> :P
<@Proto-type> I love it when you play rough
<@Dark-Enchantres> i know honey
<@Dark-Enchantres> but I gotta go to bed and play with a real man now
<@Dude> :O burn....

Quote: #23 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<@Mitch> >.> i have been sucking dick
<@Mitch> for a vhost
<@Mitch> ;p
<@EcKstasy> >.>
<@Proto[Away]> I LOVE YOU ALL
<@Proto[Away]> GROUP HUG?
<@Proto[Away]> ^_________^
<@EcKstasy> no
<@Dude> ^
<@EcKstasy> ha ha
<@Mitch> ^ + 2 lines
<@Proto[Away]> ^ + 3 lines
<@Dude> dude Mitch
<@Dude> I can't be friends with a guy who sucks duck
<@Dude> and dick too

Quote: #33 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

<@Twitch> /join #Twitch,0000
<@teej123> im not vindictive like that..I'll settle for making his chatlife To-Tally miserable...
<EcKstasy> >.>.>
<@teej123> :D
<Dude> lol
<Rusty> I refuse
<Dude> :O
<@Twitch> Well your not cool enough
<@Twitch> to be with us
<@Twitch> anyways ;p
<Rusty> *you're
<@Twitch> Exactly
<Rusty> ...punk
<@Twitch> you agree
<@Twitch> ;p
<Dude> oy Rusty
<Dude> that's why you got shunned last night :P
<Caffeine> lol
<@Twitch> Caffeine: Your cool
<@teej123> meanyhead...
* @Twitch (twitch@dont.care) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
<Dude> OMG
<Dude> now I quote him
<Caffeine> lol
<@teej123> lol
* Twitch (twitch@dont.care) has joined #lobby
* IRCStorm sets mode: +o Twitch
* @Twitch sniggles
<Dude> Twitch ya getting quoted
<@teej123> payback time!
<@Twitch> lmao
<@Twitch> i pulled a "Teej"
<@Twitch> just now
<@teej123> hahaha
<@teej123> i don't feel quite soo "n00bish" now
<@teej123> "D
<@Twitch> lol
<@teej123> :D
<@Twitch> ive done it twice today
<@Twitch> >.>
* Rusty (java@IRCStorm-A6071E10.gt.res.rr.com) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
* Rusty (java@IRCStorm-A6071E10.gt.res.rr.com) has joined #lobby
<@Twitch> And i think i still pwned him
<@Twitch> ;p
<Caffeine> ...wb
<Caffeine> lol
<@teej123> Rusty...have a nice lil trip?
<@teej123> lol!
<Dude> LMAO

Quote: #38 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

(@Twitch) ive never used it
(@Twitch) never wanted to stop my computer
(@Twitch) from shutting down
(@Twitch) and im affriand shutdown -a
(@Twitch) wont work
(Sneak) The hell it won't
(@Twitch) becuase it immediately closes programs
(@Twitch) try it
(Sneak) Oh
(@Twitch) into your mIRC //run cmd /c shutdown -f
(@Twitch) then try to abort it
Quit: Sneak(Ego@C0AB4EE1.2D776B30.6B845E51.IP) (Connection reset by peer)
(pastry) xD
(@Twitch) and
(@Twitch) see
(@Twitch) She couldnt abort it
(@Twitch) >.>

Quote: #57 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 21st 2008 [General]

* @Amanda hoovers Skybaxx
<@Skybaxx> :|
* Visitor_3 is now known as Caffeine
* @Skybaxx is too young to be hoovered!
<kitie> caffieeeeeeeee
<@Skybaxx> Caffie!!
* @Skybaxx huggles Caffiee!!
<Caffeine> Kitieeeeee
<Caffeine> Skybaxx!!
* Caffeine huggles *
<Caffeine> How are y'all?
<Jess> ?
<memento> ok..
<@Skybaxx> well, I just got hoovered...
<Caffeine> I saw that, lol.
<@Amanda> He was dusty >_<L
<@Skybaxx> so you hoover me into a dust bag
<@Skybaxx> makes sense...
<kitie> me'z grrrrrrreat
<Caffeine> lol, Amanda
<@Skybaxx> the tube ride was kinda fun, but the landing was sneezy
<Caffeine> Hey.
<Caffeine> Oy.
* @Amanda extracts Skybaxx from the vacuum bag
<Caffeine> That's good, Kitie. :D
<@Skybaxx> hoovered, now extracted...
<@Skybaxx> what's next?
* @Amanda places the dust-bunny Skybaxx under the couch
<@Skybaxx> no, I am not going on one of Teej's plane trips
<@Amanda> BE FREE!
<Caffeine> haha.
<@Skybaxx> ....
<Caffeine> Aww, she's nice. I would have thrown you in the trash. :P
* @Amanda has released Skybaxx in the wild to roam the solid oak floor plains with others of his kind
* @Skybaxx WAS free, before you hoovered me
<@Skybaxx> oh, thanks so very much Caffie
<@Skybaxx> not...
<Caffeine> haha
<Caffeine> :P
<Caffeine> Anytime :D
<@Skybaxx> riiight
<@Skybaxx> wait
<@Skybaxx> others of my kind?
<@Skybaxx> I'm a unique specimen, thankyou
<@Amanda> Yes, with other Dustbaxx
<@Skybaxx> one and only
<@Skybaxx> ...
<@Skybaxx> Dustbaxx... well, it does have a certain originality

Quote: #61 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 21st 2008 [General]

<@Dude> I like turtles
<@Amanda> I do too...but you know what I don't like?
<@Amanda> Turtle heads
<@Amanda> If I have to poop...let me poop. Don't fuckin tease me.

Quote: #62 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 22nd 2008 [General]

* sfdgs (java@IRCStorm-98A6BAD7.upc-a.chello.nl) has joined #help
<@Dude> Hello sfdgs
* sfdgs plays music
* sfdgs (java@IRCStorm-98A6BAD7.upc-a.chello.nl) Quit (Quit: sfdgs)
<@Dude> Well..
<@Dude> I was just about to say it was pretty cool music.
<@Dude> And then that.
* h4cker3199 (h4cker@IRCStorm-9CFB17AA.meb11.vic.optusnet.com.au) has joined #help
<@Dude> Oooh...might be a problem with the nick, h4cker3199.
<@Dude> Would you be so kind as to change it, please?
* h4cker3199 (h4cker@IRCStorm-9CFB17AA.meb11.vic.optusnet.com.au) Quit (Quit: h4cker3199)
<@Dude> Or that.
<@Dude> What's with people today?

Quote: #63 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 22nd 2008 [General]

<dude2> copy my ip
<dude2> copy my ip save it in note pad
<dude2> and watch it change
<@Amanda> I don't really care that much
<dude2> ready?
<@Rob> oh lord save me now
<@Amanda> No...because I'm indifferent
<@Amanda> God forbid you go restart your computer...you'd sure show me
<dude2> ok whats my ip now
<@Rob> the same as it was...
<@Amanda> Lawl
<dude2> ok hold
<@Rob> dude you need to disconnect to change ip
<@IRCStorm> PHAIL
<@Amanda> Skiddie, we aint got time
<dude2> no u dont
<dude2> holly <censored> it is the same
<@Amanda> zomg
<@Amanda> No wai
<@Amanda> Your IP is the same after 30 seconds of idling?
<@Amanda> OMG can I have your autograph?
<@Amanda> Plz?
<+Brian> lol
<@Amanda> You're my McHero

Quote: #85 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [General]

(Mitch): So im a loser
(Mitch): everyone
(Mitch): i just accidently asked a customer on the phone
(Mitch): when i was trying to tell them how to
(Mitch): get here
(Mitch): were
(Mitch): er if they knew were IRCStorm was
(Mitch): ;/
(Mitch): then i was like
(Mitch): shit
(Mitch): -.-

Quote: #92 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [LMAO]

<lelu> Pelo: im still wondering why i bought a loaf of bread... im so hiding my wallet before i drink next time... i just walked like 3 miles to buy a loaf of bread :|

Quote: #95 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [ROTFL]

<Sephiroth> OK... NOW IM PISSED
<Sephiroth> been downloading king kong for the last 2 days
* %Kitten blinks
<Sephiroth> and it turns out to be friggin charlie and the chocolate factory
<Snake> HaHAHAHA!

Quote: #109 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [General]

Matt: OMG IT IS SNOWING?
Matt: awww shit..
Matt: shrinkage...
Matt: time to go back inside.
Dark-Enchantres: freak...
Matt: :-P
Matt: didnt know it could get that small eh?
Dark-Enchantres: oh
Dark-Enchantres: i knew

Quote: #111 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<%peer> who is the teacher? you?
<@Dark-Enchantres> would you rather have someone else?
<@Dark-Enchantres> lol
<@Random> jenna
<@Random> much better teacher
<@Dark-Enchantres> Jenaya?
<%peer> depends on the subject I guess
<@Random> Jenna J
<@Dark-Enchantres> oh
<%peer> lol
<@Dark-Enchantres> perv
<@Random> lol
<@Dark-Enchantres> I'm not getting naked for irc

Quote: #114 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<Dark-Enchantres> there are few things I'll stick up my ass
<Travis> You insane, person thingy!
<Dark-Enchantres> forks aren't on the list
<Travis> spoons?
<Travis> knives?
<Dark-Enchantres> no silverware has made the list
<Dark-Enchantres> actually
<Travis> little tiney toothpicks?
<Dark-Enchantres> or cutlery
<Dark-Enchantres> and nothing wooden either
<Travis> Bummer -.-

Quote: #116 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [General]

<@Trivia> QUESTION: Sports - Other than England, which european country took part in the 1996 cricket world cup ?
<homersimpson> canada
<homersimpson> usa
<@smilin> mexico
<homersimpson> china
<@smilin> united states
<homersimpson> japan
<@smilin> u.s.
<homersimpson> australia
<@smilin> bolivia
<homersimpson> chile

Quote: #120 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<@PhyrStormz> hi Visitor_4 do you need help?
<Visitor_4> yea i do im lookin for hot guys aged 17 to 20 and cant find any
<@MinionAlex> me either
<@MinionAlex> wait
<@MinionAlex> guys?
<@Static> busted alex
<@MinionAlex> d'oh.

Quote: #121 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Clever]

<^_^> Single = More time to do more stuff you like to do. <:
<Dark-Enchantres> like sit on the internet all night Derek?
<^_^> Couple = Spend time with another, and chances are.. unlikely...
<^_^> fu DE
<Dark-Enchantres> LMAO!!!

Quote: #126 - (1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Stupid]

(@Twitch) ya i knew about the pms
(@Static) i bet you do

Quote: #131 - (1) + [X] .::. May 06th 2008 [Sex]

<&zoe> but i've always thought most girls are 2 drinks away from bisexuality

Quote: #133 - (1) + [X] .::. May 07th 2008 [Sex]

Idaila|Home · Well..gonna go take a shower and wash the bacon grease off me
Gorthax · wow, you and jake get serious doont you?
Idaila|Home · Serious about breakfast? yeah =P
Gorthax · screw the baby oil
Gorthax · go get the bacon honey
Idaila|Home · LOL It tastes much better than baby oil =P

Quote: #135 - (1) + [X] .::. May 07th 2008 [Sex]

<@InuYasha> I professionally install Condoms on penises.
<@Eck> LOLLOL
<@InuYasha> I have to lay down....

Quote: #137 - (1) + [X] .::. May 09th 2008 [LOL]

<Proto-type> <snexys> if ive got my back turned, hes got free reign
<snexys> rofl
<Proto-type> Sounds like any male
* snexys hangs my head
<Hum> lol pwned.
<Sneak> Lol
<snexys> thanks guys
<snexys> and Proto-type, you would know!
<Hum> lol he most definitely knows his way around a cow.
<Sneak> : O
<Sneak> Are you calling snexys a cow?
<Hum> nope.
<Hum> he's had lots of previous experience.
<Sneak> Lol, okay
<snexys> i not a cow!
<Hum> i am!
<Sneak> : O

Quote: #139 - (1) + [X] .::. May 11th 2008 [Sex]

* @Yoshi tightens her hold on you incase you do let go
<@Random> lol
<@Yoshi> haha, now i wont fall any ways :P
<@Random> Look, I make girls cling to me
<@Random> ;)

Quote: #143 - (1) + [X] .::. May 12th 2008 [General]

<@teej123> write it down
<@teej123> :)
<@Amanda> NO U
* Visitor_51647 is now known as reffie
<%Random> Amanda, weren't you taught to respect your elders?
<@Amanda> Nope
<@Towlie> random respect your elders, dont question amanda
<@Towlie> :p
<@Twitch> lol
<@Twitch> He was questioning me
<%Random> I never said I was taught XD
<@Twitch> earlier
<@Towlie> oh
<@Twitch> a i had to lay the pimp hand down
<@Twitch> on a mofo

Quote: #144 - (1) + [X] .::. May 13th 2008 [General]

* Joins: Visitor_1 (java@8DBEF3BD.171208B.9D953976.IP)
<Visitor_1> Hmm,i smell something fishy
<@Eck> ..
<@Eck> Then please..Do close your legs :D

Quote: #145 - (1) + [X] .::. May 13th 2008 [LOL]

<Brash> My friend got hit by a smartcar.
<Brash> He had to go to hospital to have it removed.

Quote: #152 - (1) + [X] .::. May 15th 2008 [Sex]

* snexys pokes drive
<snexys> Dude*
<snexys> =
<snexys> i dont tab abuse. i swear
<Steve-o> you can abuse me O_O
<Steve-o> =)
<Dude> lol
* snexys pulls Steve-o into a room and locks the door ;)
<Dude> Tab always fucks me in the ass -.-
<snexys> ill fuck you in the ass
<Steve-o> hehe
<Steve-o> DO IT
* snexys gets out the strap on
* Dude enters snexys's locked room
<snexys> bend over and smile :D
* Steve-o sets mode +b Dude*!*@*
<Dude> -.-
<snexys> rofl
* Steve-o kicks Dude from #snexys_room (GTFO... shes abusing ME!! wait your turn)

Quote: #154 - (1) + [X] .::. May 18th 2008 [ROTFL]

<Amanda> ./msg CyberRhino zomg asl i want ur horn
<CyberRhino> 13/3/Cali
<CyberRhino> u?
<CyberRhino> err
<snexys> 3?
<snexys> lol
<CyberRhino> Yes, my Gender is 3
<CyberRhino> I'm that amazing

Quote: #156 - (1) + [X] .::. May 18th 2008 [ROTFL]

<%Evil> my kids were accidents
<%JenBot> You don't have kids
<%Evil> 2
<%JenBot> Your hand can't procreate
<@yellosuit> lmao
<%Evil> :(
<@Bam|AFK> and you can't bang Imagination ROFLMAO

Quote: #159 - (1) + [X] .::. May 20th 2008 [Sex]

<teej123> sure there are but NOne had her diving my vanilla thunder stick as often
<teej123> she could suck a zit of a flea
<teej123> :)
<teej123> off*
<Scott> you're saying your the size of a flea?

Quote: #161 - (1) + [X] .::. May 20th 2008 [LOL]

<sebastian> i love when teej boots ppl :)
<snexys> why
<sebastian> coz they are ... teejitized

Quote: #178 - (1) + [X] .::. Jun 04th 2008 [Sex]

<@iMonkey> matt, you gonna get it or should i?
<@Matt> I'm in the box
<@Matt> port scanning Nicole
<@iMonkey> aight cool cool
<@Matt> so yeah, i'll get it
<@iMonkey> hahaha
* @MrStatic remembers when Matt port scanned him
<@MrStatic> didnt even leave money on the dresser
<@Matt> lol

Quote: #179 - (1) + [X] .::. Jun 05th 2008 [Stupid]

<@Brian> yay
<@Brian> i did it
<@Brian> :P
<@Brian> i detached it
<@Brian> thanks twitch
<@Brian> ^_^
<@MrStatic> That sounds like a personal problem
<@Brian> it works

Quote: #193 - (1) + [X] .::. Jun 10th 2008 [General]

<Spooky> Did you meet your boyfriend on here? Chances are you'll never see him again.

Quote: #191 - (1) + [X] .::. Jun 09th 2008 [General]

<BlueChaos> oh har har..thats so <censored> funny...i dont even know the teacher yet i supposedly sucked his balls

Quote: #196 - (1) + [X] .::. Jun 13th 2008 [LMAO]

<Ultimate-Buzz> want to test any other possibilities?
<teej123> pastabilities?
<teej123> now i want pasta!
<Ultimate-Buzz> lol
<Ultimate-Buzz> i ate some earlier
<teej123> i have baked zit i need to finish
<teej123> +i
<teej123> geezzz
<Ultimate-Buzz> lol wtf is baked Zit
<teej123> a sunburned pimple
<teej123> hehehehe
<Ultimate-Buzz> lmao Ergh

Quote: #202 - (1) + [X] .::. Jun 23rd 2008 [LOL]

<@Security> Hello chatters! If you would like to turn off Invader, simply type /quit Invader .
* Quits: Empep18 (TCMJava@IRCStorm-2B108615.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) (Quit: invader)

Quote: #210 - (1) + [X] .::. Jun 26th 2008 [LMAO]

<@Spooky> Hello Hayley, I represent all teen-chat staff when I say: STFU or GTFO. Thank you for your time. :)
* Hayley cries
* Parts: Hayley (Princess@IRCStorm-397EA92F.carolina.res.rr.com)

Quote: #263 - (1) + [X] .::. Aug 05th 2008 [LMAO]

<Visitor_1> my girlfriend is staying over my house 2murra nite, what can i do to her in her sleep?
<Nikki> Visitor_1, wtf?
<WtfPwned> o.O
<WtfPwned> Well..
<WtfPwned> First, you could tuck her in.
<WtfPwned> Then you could shoot yourself.
<WtfPwned> :)
<Nikki> xD