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Quote: #291 - (0) + [X] .::. Nov 29th 2008 [ROTFL]
<MrStatic> ever use crisco?
<@LJV> i remember seeing it as a child.. dunno if i ever cooked with it
<MrStatic> Ever use it like this? http://img6.imagepile.net/img6/30319609.jpg
<@LJV> ive seen it done tho :D
<@LJV> fuck..im almost afraid to click that
<@LJV> lol
<MrStatic> come one
<MrStatic> on
<MrStatic> let me knowe
<MrStatic> ever use it like that?
<@LJV> wtf
<@LJV> where do u find shit like that
<@LJV> i need to BLOCK it
Quote: #290 - (-3) + [X] .::. Nov 27th 2008 [General]
<~Mrstatic> I might need pants
<!MGOB> lol
<~Mrstatic> Almost end of shorts weather
<!MGOB> yea
<!LJV> evening peoles
<!MGOB> it's that 20F barrier
<!MGOB> HOLY SHIAT
LJV [lumberjack@ircop.pharosirc.net] has quit IRC: [killians.pharosirc.net] Local kill by Mrstatic (goto bed)
<!MGOB> LMFAO
Quote: #289 - (58) + [X] .::. Nov 23rd 2008 [ROTFL]
<~Static> leavce me alone
<~Static> with y drinky pooo
<&MGOB> You need to call yourself a good ol' fashion hooker
<~Static> I knhow
<~Static> ljv man
<~Static> i love you
Quote: #288 - (-1) + [X] .::. Nov 21st 2008 [General]
<sisnbrother> r u into incest blenderface
<blenderface> Only if the sis is hawt
<Nikki> jeebus.
<blenderface> Oh come on
<sisnbrother> even to get pregnant
<lauren> wtf?
<blenderface> If you were raging with hormones like everyone should be in this room you would do it
<volleyball_player14> O_O
<volleyball_player14> WTFFFF
<blenderface> Not to get pregnant ew
<blenderface> I don't want retard babies
<lauren> gosh this is weird
* volleyball_player14 bangs her head against the wall....this is useless
<blenderface> If I had a retard baby I'd murder it with a hammer
<sisnbrother> how bout sex with a cousin
<Nikki> D:
<volleyball_player14> O_o
<Nikki> how sad.
<blenderface> In canada
<ExMIB> hi all
<Nikki> :(
<volleyball_player14> DONT KILL THE baby!
<blenderface> oooohh
<blenderface> Yes
<volleyball_player14> thats just messes up
<volleyball_player14> *messed
<Nikki> I've heard you say a lot of odd things, blenderface, but that's just like D:
<blenderface> Cousin ftw
<Nikki> Lmao.
<blenderface> Nikki, come on
<sisnbrother> ftw?
<blenderface> A hole is a hole
<blenderface> for the win
<Nikki> I meant the murdering with the hammer...
Quote: #287 - (0) + [X] .::. Nov 18th 2008 [Sex]
<inittab> stew and taco dip isnt worth it
<feti> lol
<jennam> WHAT THE HELL IS TACO DIP
<inittab> haha
<Cdogg> sexual encounter w/ hispanic
Quote: #286 - (0) + [X] .::. Nov 16th 2008 [LOL]
<Mizzy> how do yu do the action things again,/.?
* Spooky streaks.
* Laura conceals eyes
<Spooky> You have to sleep with Neko to gain the power.
<Spooky> As you see.
<Spooky> Laura has done so.
<Laura> -_-
<Laura> so have you
<Spooky> Yep.
Quote: #285 - (-1) + [X] .::. Nov 11th 2008 [General]
<~Static> First off, my status says I'm looking for men, but I am bisexual.
<!LumberjackVictim> yes..can i fuck you pls
<!LumberjackVictim> ?
Quote: #283 - (-1) + [X] .::. Oct 21st 2008 [LMAO]
* @Brad doesn't need a stalker
* Visitor_4 (java@IRCStorm-64EA775A.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: Visitor_4)
<FlyByNight> where are you Brad???
<@Brad> NE Indiana
<AssassinChic> Oh yeah
<AssassinChic> lol
<FlyByNight> you are not good enough to travel that far to stalk LOL
<@Brad> What?!
<common> ?
<@Random> LMAO
<AssassinChic> LOL
<@Brad> Way to deflate my ego...
Quote: #281 - (-3) + [X] .::. Oct 07th 2008 [LMAO]
* Random does a bugsbunny kiss to Sarah then runs in triangles on the ceiling
<+Derrick> wtf
<+Derrick> lol
<+Derrick> that brought a mental image
<@Vincent_Vampire> LOL
<Random> Do I want to know?
<@Vincent_Vampire> no
<%Sarah> O_O
<@Vincent_Vampire> DONT ASK
<+Derrick> actually i just got a mental image of you running triangles on the ceiling
<@Vincent_Vampire> DONT ASK ABOUT THE WORD
<Random> lol ok
Quote: #280 - (-1) + [X] .::. Oct 07th 2008 [General]
<Misty_Dawn> i have random dreams......
<ali_bear> haha i dont remember mine
<@Random> Misty_Dawn I know I'm sexy, but please dreaming of me?
Quote: #275 - (-2) + [X] .::. Sep 24th 2008 [LMAO]
<Visitor_2> eny boys wanna chat under 14 plz
<Spooky> Oh hi, you must be new here.
<Spooky> Pedo chat is in #14yoboy,000
* Parts: Visitor_2 (java@IRCStorm-9CF6B95F.cos2.cable.ntl.com) (Left all channels)
Quote: #274 - (-1) + [X] .::. Sep 18th 2008 [Stupid]
<Sephiroth> snexy my love
<snexys> yes Sephiroth my darling
<Sephiroth> I loveth thee
<snexys> prove thine love to me
* Sephiroth drinks poison and dies
<Sephiroth> well technically that proves nothing other then stupidity
* snexys cries
<snexys> srsly
<Sephiroth> but my heart was in the right place
<Sephiroth> lmao
<snexys> now i have to kill myself, you know that
<snexys> meh
* snexys goes off to find someone new
<Sephiroth> no
<snexys> :P
<Sephiroth> die so i can ressurect and do your corpse
<snexys> nah. i like living tbh.
<snexys> and in the new romeo and juliet... romeo dies, and juliet goes off to do some other dude that her dad hates.
<Sephiroth> what a whore
Quote: #266 - (-1) + [X] .::. Aug 08th 2008 [ROTFL]
* Sephiroth goes into crouching tiger style
<Sephiroth> Hum u must now die
<Sephiroth> I have mastered the arts of Booty
<Sephiroth> Choking Chicken and Spanking monkey
* Hum dies an awesome death
<Sephiroth> now feel the horrendous wrath of my lethal art of "Fucking Goats" !
* Sephiroth bends Hum over.
<snexys> Hum is a cow
<Hum> lol i am too :P
<Sephiroth> Ah...
* Hum is always bent over
<Sephiroth> Then I must unleash my 2nd lethal art.....
<Sephiroth> The Nipple Breaker!
* Sephiroth yanks at Hum's milk tits
<snexys> O_O
<snexys> poor Hum the cow
<Sephiroth> wait
<snexys> dont break those teats! i needs milks from them
<Sephiroth> male cows dont have tits
<Sephiroth> wtf is this white stuff
<Sephiroth> WEWWW
<Sephiroth> EWWW
* snexys wonders why Hum didnt kick
<Hum> lol
Quote: #263 - (1) + [X] .::. Aug 05th 2008 [LMAO]
<Visitor_1> my girlfriend is staying over my house 2murra nite, what can i do to her in her sleep?
<Nikki> Visitor_1, wtf?
<WtfPwned> o.O
<WtfPwned> Well..
<WtfPwned> First, you could tuck her in.
<WtfPwned> Then you could shoot yourself.
<WtfPwned> :)
<Nikki> xD
Quote: #259 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 22nd 2008 [General]
<Steve-o> -01:11:44- (%Random) /mode NICK +D <------------ stops PMS =O <------ I tried that on my girlfriend... It DOES NOT stop PMS...
Quote: #257 - (0) + [X] .::. Jul 21st 2008 [General]
Sir-Haylay-ets ¦ I GOT NEW UNDIES
* VampireCalvin ¦ pokes back...HARD!
Sir-Haylay-ets ¦ They have balloons on em :o
••• ¦ Visitor_1 is now Haylee
Sir-Haylay-ets ¦ And I got chika boxers wIFF Dead bunnies
Quote: #248 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 18th 2008 [General]
* Johners ¦ reaches into the bag and draws a card. Please include a !answer at the end of your answer. Your Truth Question Vamp_Sammy19 is: If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be and why?
Zac ¦ spin
Sky ¦ SPIN IT
Zac ¦ lol
@Vamp_Sammy19 ¦ I would be........
Haylee ¦ In my pants?
Quote: #239 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 13th 2008 [General]
@snexys ¦ you takes forever
@DM ¦ let it flooooooow
@DM ¦ lol
@snexys ¦ you take 6 minutes to pee?
@DM ¦ lol
@snexys ¦ wtf is wrong withs you
@snexys ¦ i take 21
Quote: #235 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 10th 2008 [LOL]
<snexys> i missed spots on my leg when i shaved
<Hum> lol
<Hum> did you get the ones on your ass? :P
<snexys> well i tried, ya know. but not being able to see and the hair sticking to my ass, i missed a bit
<Hum> lol you should have asked i would have gotten it for you
<snexys> rofl
Quote: #232 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 08th 2008 [LOL]
* %Random takes teej123 and throw mud then covers teej123 with feathers
* %Random throws teej123 in a pen with horney chickens
thed3vildog ¦ mee or random
* %Random laughs at the horny chickens humping teej123
* teej123 ¦ leaves em all satisfied and smikin a cig...
@teej123 ¦ :)-
Random ¦ O_O
Random ¦ Teej123 likes the chickens
cowy ¦ O_O
@teej123 ¦ sure does
Random ¦ Quoted
@teej123 ¦ i especially like that the word "NO" isnt in their vocab
@teej123 ¦ :)
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