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Quote: #1 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 12th 2008 [ROTFL]
<teej123> i bought a sanitizer for my toilet
<Ultimate-Buzz> Cool!
<teej123> my toilet smells like bleach soo now i just wanna mount it and get off
<teej123> errr....
<Ultimate-Buzz> haha
<Mike> hmmm
<Ultimate-Buzz> Mine smells of peaches
<teej123> that came out TO-tally wrong
<Mike> that may need clarification
<Mike> hehe
<Mike> toilet mouth
<Mike> hehe
<teej123> its a rim rider
<teej123> not a cake
<Ultimate-Buzz> haha
<Mike> youre making it worse
Quote: #4 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<@Lumindann> bash denied his quote
<@Lumindann> so i made him a site
<@Lumindann> lol
<+[A]> poor guy
<+[A]> gets the wrong end of the stick
<+[A]> all the time
<+[A]> >.> and that came out wrong
Quote: #6 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<+Mitch> Join #Mitch,0000
<+Mitch> Its my channel
<+Mitch> marco_polo
<+Mitch> for l33t IRCers
+marco_polo has left #help (Left all channels)
Quote: #13 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<teej123> when my 2 neices were small i got them both "squeaky" slippers for Xmas.....my sis hated me for yrs!
<icehead> were
<Caffeine> lol, Teej
<Chelsea> lol
<Chelsea> i'll have to remember that :P
<teej123> hahaha!
<pastry> tell me about these squeaky "slippers"
<teej123> with every step they go ~Squeak!~
<Chelsea> lol
<icehead> ha
<teej123> and...being lil the girls Luved em
<teej123> sis would call almost everyday and cuss me out
<Chelsea> i bet it was worth it tho
<teej123> sure....i didnt have to listen to it all day--everyday
<teej123> lol!
<Chelsea> lol
* Caffeine laughs *
<Chelsea> O_o
<WoLf> lol =P that's one of the meanest presents ever =P
<teej123> :)-
<WoLf> gotta write it down somewhere =)
Quote: #17 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<+Mitch> God some one tell Dracula
<+Mitch> not to pm me ><
<+Mitch> he doesnt get it when i put +R
<+Mitch> on
<+Mitch> he registered his nick
<+Mitch> ;c
* @Dude offers assistance to Mitch.
* @Dude /ignore user
<@Amanda> his nickname has been registered for a while o_O
* @Scott offers assistance to himself, by cleaning his ears with his finger
<@Dude> lol
* @Scott does the same thing with his nose
* @Scott is highly professional.
Quote: #20 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<@Proto-type> DE's leaving?
<@Proto-type> Yay
<@Dark-Enchantres> so are you
<@Dark-Enchantres> /os akill add...
<@Dude> :P
<@Proto-type> I love it when you play rough
<@Dark-Enchantres> i know honey
<@Dark-Enchantres> but I gotta go to bed and play with a real man now
<@Dude> :O burn....
Quote: #23 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<@Mitch> >.> i have been sucking dick
<@Mitch> for a vhost
<@Mitch> ;p
<@EcKstasy> >.>
<@Proto[Away]> I LOVE YOU ALL
<@Proto[Away]> GROUP HUG?
<@Proto[Away]> ^_________^
<@EcKstasy> no
<@Dude> ^
<@EcKstasy> ha ha
<@Mitch> ^ + 2 lines
<@Proto[Away]> ^ + 3 lines
<@Dude> dude Mitch
<@Dude> I can't be friends with a guy who sucks duck
<@Dude> and dick too
Quote: #27 - (8) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<@Dude> people say dude waaaaaaaaaaaay too many times
<@Dude> if I have it tell me someone's looking for me every time someone says dude that would not be nice :S
<@Dark-Enchantres> yea
<@Dark-Enchantres> well you should see how often the fucking mexicans say de
Quote: #29 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]
<Visitor_> kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<Visitor_> dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* @Gir waves his @ menacingly
<FoXy> 18
<@Gir> dont make me use it!
<Dude> okay that's enough!
<Dude> !op Dude
* IRCStorm sets mode: +o Dude
<@Dude> Visitor_, you are muted.
* Dude sets mode: +b ~q:*!*@237348C4.E5339CA7.22BC8CA3.IP
<@Dude> !deop
* IRCStorm sets mode: -o Dude
<Dude> idiot
Quote: #32 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]
This shows teej pwning himself once again... emphasis on the again... forget the CTRL did we teej? ;p
<Sleepy> ohk, how do I leave?
<@teej123> type /quit
<Fish_Lips> either type /quit or click the X.
<@teej123> or
<Sleepy> thanks
* @teej123 (teej123@Co-Admin.IRCStorm.net) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
* teej123 (teej123@Co-Admin.IRCStorm.net) has joined #lobby
<@IRCStorm> [teej123] Hello all!
* IRCStorm sets mode: +qo teej123 teej123
<Fish_Lips> Nice, Teej.
<Fish_Lips> Wb
<carry> The other one says "no, it doesnt worry me, I m a horse!"
<Dude> teej...
<Dude> you pwned yourself?
<@Twitch> Teek
<@teej123> i Always Do Dat!
<@Twitch> *Teej
<@Twitch> Pwning
<@Twitch> i gotta quote that
<Dude> that is hilarious
<Fish_Lips> lol
<@teej123> gotta remember HOLD the !@#!&%# Ctrl down!
<Dude> LMAO
<Dude> Twitch
<Dude> go and quote that
<@teej123> thats Twice in one week
<Dude> I can't do it I'm laughing
<@teej123> geezzzz
<Dude> oooh that is rich :P
Quote: #33 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]
<@Twitch> /join #Twitch,0000
<@teej123> im not vindictive like that..I'll settle for making his chatlife To-Tally miserable...
<EcKstasy> >.>.>
<@teej123> :D
<Dude> lol
<Rusty> I refuse
<Dude> :O
<@Twitch> Well your not cool enough
<@Twitch> to be with us
<@Twitch> anyways ;p
<Rusty> *you're
<@Twitch> Exactly
<Rusty> ...punk
<@Twitch> you agree
<@Twitch> ;p
<Dude> oy Rusty
<Dude> that's why you got shunned last night :P
<Caffeine> lol
<@Twitch> Caffeine: Your cool
<@teej123> meanyhead...
* @Twitch (twitch@dont.care) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
<Dude> OMG
<Dude> now I quote him
<Caffeine> lol
<@teej123> lol
* Twitch (twitch@dont.care) has joined #lobby
* IRCStorm sets mode: +o Twitch
* @Twitch sniggles
<Dude> Twitch ya getting quoted
<@teej123> payback time!
<@Twitch> lmao
<@Twitch> i pulled a "Teej"
<@Twitch> just now
<@teej123> hahaha
<@teej123> i don't feel quite soo "n00bish" now
<@teej123> "D
<@Twitch> lol
<@teej123> :D
<@Twitch> ive done it twice today
<@Twitch> >.>
* Rusty (java@IRCStorm-A6071E10.gt.res.rr.com) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
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<@Twitch> And i think i still pwned him
<@Twitch> ;p
<Caffeine> ...wb
<Caffeine> lol
<@teej123> Rusty...have a nice lil trip?
<@teej123> lol!
<Dude> LMAO
Quote: #35 - (4) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]
<Dude> there's some sort of...noise
<Dude> outside my window
<Dude> I might get killed -.-
<Rusty> it's the blair witch!
<Dude> well now that you mention it, it did sound like that bish
<Bleh> Throw a rock!
<Dude> oh yeah
<@Twitch> lol
<Dude> I'ma break her nose
<Dude> OUTTA MY YARD BISH!
Quote: #37 - (5) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]
* Dude is now known as Bunny_Bottom
<+EcKstasy> O.o
<@Bunny_Bottom> teej -.-
Quote: #38 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]
(@Twitch) ive never used it
(@Twitch) never wanted to stop my computer
(@Twitch) from shutting down
(@Twitch) and im affriand shutdown -a
(@Twitch) wont work
(Sneak) The hell it won't
(@Twitch) becuase it immediately closes programs
(@Twitch) try it
(Sneak) Oh
(@Twitch) into your mIRC //run cmd /c shutdown -f
(@Twitch) then try to abort it
Quit: Sneak(Ego@C0AB4EE1.2D776B30.6B845E51.IP) (Connection reset by peer)
(pastry) xD
(@Twitch) and
(@Twitch) see
(@Twitch) She couldnt abort it
(@Twitch) >.>
Quote: #39 - (4) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]
*** Steve-o is now known as sexy_girl_14
(Visitor_14498) hi sexy
(sexy_girl_14) hey there
(Visitor_14498) wassup baby
(Visitor_14498) asl pls
(sexy_girl_14) 14 f cali
(sexy_girl_14) u?
(Visitor_14498) 17 m australia
(Visitor_14498) what do u look like
(sexy_girl_14) a man
(sexy_girl_14) truth be told... Im not sexy at all
Quote: #45 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]
<@Mattsta> You don't get a lot of things Grant
<@Calves1984> yea like pussy
<@Calves1984> o.O!
Quote: #46 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 19th 2008 [General]
<Rayla> any1 take Tea Kwon Do
<Visitor_> haha
<Rayla> *Tae
<Dude> tea kwon do?
<Dude> like an herbal class?
<Rayla> yesh
<Rayla> nooo
<Dude> where you learn to make teas?
<Dude> if so, no
<Visitor_> u funny
<Rayla> it is a form of martial arts
<Visitor_> tea kwon do
<mikey> yea
<Rayla> *Tae Kwon Do
Quote: #48 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 19th 2008 [General]
--> HotGrandma has joined #teen-chat
<HotGrandma> =D
<Steve-o> asl HotGrandma?
<HotGrandma> 79/yes please/your room
<HotGrandma> o_o
<Rage> LOL
<Steve-o> hot
<HotGrandma> grandma :D
Quote: #49 - (2) + [X] .::. Apr 20th 2008 [General]
(@Mitch) OFC im mexican so i dont respect women ;p
(@Dude) you're half mexican
(@Dude) you should half respect them
(@Mitch) *l*
(@Mitch) I respect there bottom half
(@Mitch) me and it see eye to eye
Quote: #52 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 20th 2008 [General]
<@Brian> bye
<@Dude> No!
<@Dude> don't leave meeeeee!
<@Dude> :(
* @Brian (dsfv@Teen.FreeJavaChat.com) Quit (Quit: bye, see you sometime)
<@Dude> jerk -.-
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