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Quote: #281 - (-3) + [X] .::. Oct 07th 2008 [LMAO]

* Random does a bugsbunny kiss to Sarah then runs in triangles on the ceiling
<+Derrick> wtf
<+Derrick> lol
<+Derrick> that brought a mental image
<@Vincent_Vampire> LOL
<Random> Do I want to know?
<@Vincent_Vampire> no
<%Sarah> O_O
<@Vincent_Vampire> DONT ASK
<+Derrick> actually i just got a mental image of you running triangles on the ceiling
<@Vincent_Vampire> DONT ASK ABOUT THE WORD
<Random> lol ok


Quote: #290 - (-3) + [X] .::. Nov 27th 2008 [General]

<~Mrstatic> I might need pants
<!MGOB> lol
<~Mrstatic> Almost end of shorts weather
<!MGOB> yea
<!LJV> evening peoles
<!MGOB> it's that 20F barrier
<!MGOB> HOLY SHIAT
LJV [lumberjack@ircop.pharosirc.net] has quit IRC: [killians.pharosirc.net] Local kill by Mrstatic (goto bed)
<!MGOB> LMFAO


Quote: #99 - (-2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Religion]

-:- mighty [urtigress2@IRCstorm-CEDE3ED.ipt.aol.com] has joined #exchristian
<mighty> howdy
<Poonis> hi
<mighty> whats happening here
<Poonis> not much since the rapture occured
<mighty> lol
<Clearview> hah


Quote: #113 - (-2) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [ROTFL]

<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> sup
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> hello
<@Static> welcome back
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> n e gurlz in here
<@CW> only static
* @Static likes dresses
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> hdildkjk
<@Static> _DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_ can you handle a chick with a stick?
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> is dat da only gurl
<@CW> _DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_ you'll never find a female with the way you talk to or about them
<@CW> #1 we are NOT gurlz
<@Static> Yea
<@CW> we are females, girls, women
<@CW> we are NOT chicks
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> k
<@Static> i prefer senorita
<@CW> those are things you can get at kfc
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> sorry den
<@CW> or the barn yard
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> farr owt
<@CW> if you want a girl, learn to talk to them with some respect
<@CW> then try again!
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> k
<@Static> Also being able to spell and use proper grammer helps
<@CW> or speaking it
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> hi my name is koac is there any senoritaz in here
<@Static> senorita
<@Static> Yes I am a senorita
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> ok SENORITAS
<@Static> How do you do?
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> lol good
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> u
<@Static> Im ok, hows new zealand?
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> how did u knopw im from nz
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> know*
<@Static> _DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_: Back to my first question? Can you handle a senorita with a stick?
<@CW> she's very intuative
<@Static> Because if you cant
<@Static> I cant do this relationship
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> kkkk
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> its good i love it
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> but not better than nuie
<@Static> You love senorita's with sticks?
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> lol kindoff
<@Static> Are you aware of what kind of stick I am refering to?
<@Static> Well if we are going to have this relationship I need to honest
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> tell me u aint a dude
<@Static> Not anymore
<@Static> Im all woman now
<@Static> well
<@Static> in one more operation
<_DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_> hahahahahaha u are a <censored>
* _DaT_BaBy_gAnGsTa_ was kicked by IRCstorm (Watch your language!)


Quote: #129 - (-2) + [X] .::. May 05th 2008 [LOL]

<Visitor_3> hey anyone gud with writein essay


Quote: #132 - (-2) + [X] .::. May 07th 2008 [General]

@Moxie · i love myspace
@Moxie · i can be single without children


Quote: #142 - (-2) + [X] .::. May 12th 2008 [General]

<~Yoshi> sorry if im a bit quiet now
<&Random> its ok ^_^
<~Yoshi> im just trying to work on some spanish, but its not really working
<~Yoshi> lol, i cant concentrate
<&Random> T?hats cuz I'm so sexy ;)
<&Random> *Thats
<~Yoshi> lol
<&Random> You know its true


Quote: #275 - (-2) + [X] .::. Sep 24th 2008 [LMAO]

<Visitor_2> eny boys wanna chat under 14 plz
<Spooky> Oh hi, you must be new here.
<Spooky> Pedo chat is in #14yoboy,000
* Parts: Visitor_2 (java@IRCStorm-9CF6B95F.cos2.cable.ntl.com) (Left all channels)


Quote: #52 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 20th 2008 [General]

<@Brian> bye
<@Dude> No!
<@Dude> don't leave meeeeee!
<@Dude> :(
* @Brian (dsfv@Teen.FreeJavaChat.com) Quit (Quit: bye, see you sometime)
<@Dude> jerk -.-


Quote: #53 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 20th 2008 [General]

* @Twitch shows himself naked to Dark-Enchantres
<@Divinity> I've seen you before, Mitch ;p


Quote: #17 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<+Mitch> God some one tell Dracula
<+Mitch> not to pm me ><
<+Mitch> he doesnt get it when i put +R
<+Mitch> on
<+Mitch> he registered his nick
<+Mitch> ;c
* @Dude offers assistance to Mitch.
* @Dude /ignore user
<@Amanda> his nickname has been registered for a while o_O
* @Scott offers assistance to himself, by cleaning his ears with his finger
<@Dude> lol
* @Scott does the same thing with his nose
* @Scott is highly professional.


Quote: #69 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 23rd 2008 [General]

<Scott> i'm going to walk in a north easternly direction
<Scott> the least fun direction in the world
<teej123> towards the water ehhh?
<teej123> play a flute and maybe the rats will follow you
<teej123> that way we score 2 birds in 1 shot
<teej123> :P
<Amanda> LOL
<teej123> DE will toss you a life saver
<teej123> wait...
<teej123> Ima scroll up
<teej123> <Dark-Enchantres> i'm a little busy
<teej123> ok....plan B
<Scott> tranq gun?
<teej123> we hope you can swim and we all go home to a hot toddy
<teej123> isnt that nice?
<teej123> huh?
<teej123> hello?


Quote: #72 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 25th 2008 [General]

<chonny> hello.... has anyone ever rebuilt a c6 tranny?
<@Mike> is that one with extra makeup?


Quote: #67 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 22nd 2008 [General]

<snexys> fyi. i am now the campus ho :o
<Amanda> Woo!
<Amanda> Way to get around girlie
<snexys> i flashed two ppl today on accident lol
<Amanda> -.-
<teej123> how many fatalities?
<snexys> whats better is one was my boss lol
<teej123> thats One...
<snexys> rofl
<snexys> they arent THAT big
<snexys> geesh
<teej123> squirrels dont really count unless you need the numbers
<snexys> lol


Quote: #45 - (-1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

<@Mattsta> You don't get a lot of things Grant
<@Calves1984> yea like pussy
<@Calves1984> o.O!


Quote: #87 - (-1) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Shock]

<@SinfulWun> I would just look like a pedo
<@Delirious> and you don't already?
<+Nooky> I could join!


Quote: #165 - (-1) + [X] .::. May 23rd 2008 [LOL]

<Steve-o> well smack my face and call me skippy!
<snexys> Steve-o?
<Zach> lol
<Zach> Steve-O is not mentally here right now
<snexys> i think hes gone crazy
<Zach> leave a message after the duuuhhhhh
<Zach> duuuuuhhhhh
<Visitor_4> lollllllllllllllllllllll
<Zach> lol
<snexys> quick, get the tranquilizer gun!
<Visitor_4> humhhahahahaha
<Steve-o> Well run me over and call me tomorrow!
<Zach> hes all jacked up on mountain dew
<Visitor_4> oo
* snexys aims for Steve-o ass
* snexys shoots
<Steve-o> Well hit me with a baseball bat and call me a lawyer!
* snexys missed
<snexys> :(
<Zach> how?!?!?
<Zach> its like hitting the side of a barn!
<Zach> LOL
<snexys> he moved :(
<Steve-o> Well shoot me with a tranqulizer and call me fat!


Quote: #186 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jun 06th 2008 [LMAO]

<@Random> Visitor_1 did you see my type?
<Visitor_1> random <_< you can't talk in there
<Visitor_1> no cus you are white LOL <_<


Quote: #217 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 02nd 2008 [Sex]

@snexys ¦ penis.
@FuzzySoviet ¦ =P
@snexys ¦ in
@snexys ¦ my
@snexys ¦ nvm
@Random ¦ Lol
@FuzzySoviet ¦ VAGINA!!!
@snexys ¦ um no
@FuzzySoviet ¦ ASS!!!
@Random ¦ Mouth!
@FuzzySoviet ¦ MOUTH!!!
@snexys ¦ ass >.>


Quote: #266 - (-1) + [X] .::. Aug 08th 2008 [ROTFL]

* Sephiroth goes into crouching tiger style
<Sephiroth> Hum u must now die
<Sephiroth> I have mastered the arts of Booty
<Sephiroth> Choking Chicken and Spanking monkey
* Hum dies an awesome death
<Sephiroth> now feel the horrendous wrath of my lethal art of "Fucking Goats" !
* Sephiroth bends Hum over.
<snexys> Hum is a cow
<Hum> lol i am too :P
<Sephiroth> Ah...
* Hum is always bent over
<Sephiroth> Then I must unleash my 2nd lethal art.....
<Sephiroth> The Nipple Breaker!
* Sephiroth yanks at Hum's milk tits
<snexys> O_O
<snexys> poor Hum the cow
<Sephiroth> wait
<snexys> dont break those teats! i needs milks from them
<Sephiroth> male cows dont have tits
<Sephiroth> wtf is this white stuff
<Sephiroth> WEWWW
<Sephiroth> EWWW
* snexys wonders why Hum didnt kick
<Hum> lol


Quote: #239 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 13th 2008 [General]

@snexys ¦ you takes forever
@DM ¦ let it flooooooow
@DM ¦ lol
@snexys ¦ you take 6 minutes to pee?
@DM ¦ lol
@snexys ¦ wtf is wrong withs you
@snexys ¦ i take 21


Quote: #235 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 10th 2008 [LOL]

<snexys> i missed spots on my leg when i shaved
<Hum> lol
<Hum> did you get the ones on your ass? :P
<snexys> well i tried, ya know. but not being able to see and the hair sticking to my ass, i missed a bit
<Hum> lol you should have asked i would have gotten it for you
<snexys> rofl


Quote: #232 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 08th 2008 [LOL]

* %Random takes teej123 and throw mud then covers teej123 with feathers
* %Random throws teej123 in a pen with horney chickens
thed3vildog ¦ mee or random
* %Random laughs at the horny chickens humping teej123
* teej123 ¦ leaves em all satisfied and smikin a cig...
@teej123 ¦ :)-
Random ¦ O_O
Random ¦ Teej123 likes the chickens
cowy ¦ O_O
@teej123 ¦ sure does
Random ¦ Quoted
@teej123 ¦ i especially like that the word "NO" isnt in their vocab
@teej123 ¦ :)


Quote: #248 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 18th 2008 [General]

* Johners ¦ reaches into the bag and draws a card. Please include a !answer at the end of your answer. Your Truth Question Vamp_Sammy19 is: If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be and why?
Zac ¦ spin
Sky ¦ SPIN IT
Zac ¦ lol
@Vamp_Sammy19 ¦ I would be........
Haylee ¦ In my pants?


Quote: #259 - (-1) + [X] .::. Jul 22nd 2008 [General]

<Steve-o> -01:11:44- (%Random) /mode NICK +D <------------ stops PMS =O <------ I tried that on my girlfriend... It DOES NOT stop PMS...


Quote: #274 - (-1) + [X] .::. Sep 18th 2008 [Stupid]

<Sephiroth> snexy my love
<snexys> yes Sephiroth my darling
<Sephiroth> I loveth thee
<snexys> prove thine love to me
* Sephiroth drinks poison and dies
<Sephiroth> well technically that proves nothing other then stupidity
* snexys cries
<snexys> srsly
<Sephiroth> but my heart was in the right place
<Sephiroth> lmao
<snexys> now i have to kill myself, you know that
<snexys> meh
* snexys goes off to find someone new
<Sephiroth> no
<snexys> :P
<Sephiroth> die so i can ressurect and do your corpse
<snexys> nah. i like living tbh.
<snexys> and in the new romeo and juliet... romeo dies, and juliet goes off to do some other dude that her dad hates.
<Sephiroth> what a whore


Quote: #280 - (-1) + [X] .::. Oct 07th 2008 [General]

<Misty_Dawn> i have random dreams......
<ali_bear> haha i dont remember mine
<@Random> Misty_Dawn I know I'm sexy, but please dreaming of me?


Quote: #285 - (-1) + [X] .::. Nov 11th 2008 [General]

<~Static> First off, my status says I'm looking for men, but I am bisexual.
<!LumberjackVictim> yes..can i fuck you pls
<!LumberjackVictim> ?


Quote: #283 - (-1) + [X] .::. Oct 21st 2008 [LMAO]

* @Brad doesn't need a stalker
* Visitor_4 (java@IRCStorm-64EA775A.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: Visitor_4)
<FlyByNight> where are you Brad???
<@Brad> NE Indiana
<AssassinChic> Oh yeah
<AssassinChic> lol
<FlyByNight> you are not good enough to travel that far to stalk LOL
<@Brad> What?!
<common> ?
<@Random> LMAO
<AssassinChic> LOL
<@Brad> Way to deflate my ego...


Quote: #288 - (-1) + [X] .::. Nov 21st 2008 [General]

<sisnbrother> r u into incest blenderface
<blenderface> Only if the sis is hawt
<Nikki> jeebus.
<blenderface> Oh come on
<sisnbrother> even to get pregnant
<lauren> wtf?
<blenderface> If you were raging with hormones like everyone should be in this room you would do it
<volleyball_player14> O_O
<volleyball_player14> WTFFFF
<blenderface> Not to get pregnant ew
<blenderface> I don't want retard babies
<lauren> gosh this is weird
* volleyball_player14 bangs her head against the wall....this is useless
<blenderface> If I had a retard baby I'd murder it with a hammer
<sisnbrother> how bout sex with a cousin
<Nikki> D:
<volleyball_player14> O_o
<Nikki> how sad.
<blenderface> In canada
<ExMIB> hi all
<Nikki> :(
<volleyball_player14> DONT KILL THE baby!
<blenderface> oooohh
<blenderface> Yes
<volleyball_player14> thats just messes up
<volleyball_player14> *messed
<Nikki> I've heard you say a lot of odd things, blenderface, but that's just like D:
<blenderface> Cousin ftw
<Nikki> Lmao.
<blenderface> Nikki, come on
<sisnbrother> ftw?
<blenderface> A hole is a hole
<blenderface> for the win
<Nikki> I meant the murdering with the hammer...


Quote: #4 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<@Lumindann> bash denied his quote
<@Lumindann> so i made him a site
<@Lumindann> lol
<+[A]> poor guy
<+[A]> gets the wrong end of the stick
<+[A]> all the time
<+[A]> >.> and that came out wrong


Quote: #80 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 29th 2008 [General]

<Towlie> sweet tea is gross X_X
<Amanda> So are you.
* Towlie slaps amanda
* Amanda molests Towlie
<Towlie> D:
<Amanda> >:)
<Towlie> Towel rape is low
<Amanda> But kinky.
<Scott> bleh
<Scott> If a woman molests a towel its ok
<Scott> but if a towel molests a woman
<Scott> suddenly it becomes 'weird'


Quote: #81 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 29th 2008 [General]

* teej123 "CNT" leaves No-Thing to da imagination
<CyberRhino[AFK]> yep
<CyberRhino[AFK]> CAN'T
<CyberRhino[AFK]> CAN NOT
<CyberRhino[AFK]> COULDN'T
<CyberRhino[AFK]> CNT, oh mah :0
<HG> lol
<teej123> yeah...r-i-g-h-t


Quote: #82 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 29th 2008 [General]

<+snexys> your still up there
<+snexys> and then teej
<+snexys> hes below you
<+snexys> lol
<%Tom|Sleep> lol
<+snexys> that sounded bad >.>


Quote: #29 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<Visitor_> kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<Visitor_> dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* @Gir waves his @ menacingly
<FoXy> 18
<@Gir> dont make me use it!
<Dude> okay that's enough!
<Dude> !op Dude
* IRCStorm sets mode: +o Dude
<@Dude> Visitor_, you are muted.
* Dude sets mode: +b ~q:*!*@237348C4.E5339CA7.22BC8CA3.IP
<@Dude> !deop
* IRCStorm sets mode: -o Dude
<Dude> idiot


Quote: #46 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 19th 2008 [General]

<Rayla> any1 take Tea Kwon Do
<Visitor_> haha
<Rayla> *Tae
<Dude> tea kwon do?
<Dude> like an herbal class?
<Rayla> yesh
<Rayla> nooo
<Dude> where you learn to make teas?
<Dude> if so, no
<Visitor_> u funny
<Rayla> it is a form of martial arts
<Visitor_> tea kwon do
<mikey> yea
<Rayla> *Tae Kwon Do


Quote: #77 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 26th 2008 [General]

* sxey_pink (TCMJava@E8E90625.629BF8FB.E4891306.IP) has joined #zomg
<@Amanda> -.-
<@Amanda> You could at least learn how to spell sexy
<@Amanda> God damn


Quote: #79 - (0) + [X] .::. Apr 26th 2008 [General]

* teej123 (teej123@Co-Admin.IRCStorm.net) has joined #help
<@Dude> :D
<@TJ> .
<@[A]> Welcome back
<@[A]> teehers
<@[A]> er teejers
<@TJ> im fixing this
<@[A]> fixing what?
<@Dude> this
<@TJ> yeah


Quote: #84 - (0) + [X] .::. May 01st 2008 [General]

* Quits: +Random (your_mom@GryffindorCommonRoom.forumotion.com) (Quit: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii et spirit)
<%Eck> woah
<%Eck> is that quit message in the guiness word records book
<@Merritt> under the most annoying? it should be


Quote: #86 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [General]

<@Laguna> I got dragged around car showrooms all day -_-
<@Laguna> I don't even LIKE cars.
<@Laguna> They have too many wheels
<@Chuck> wait
<@Chuck> wait
<@Chuck> a guy that doesnt like cars?
<@Laguna> Indeed.
<@Chuck> are you gay?
<@Laguna> No, just a bike person.
<@Chuck> like assless leather chaps bike person?
<@Laguna> Ewww, no.
<@Dude> lol
<@Laguna> They aren't bike people
<@Laguna> They're just gay
<@Laguna> but not even the fun kind of gays
<@Laguna> they're just demented versions.


Quote: #207 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 25th 2008 [ROTFL]

@Random kills himself before the double Hayley come
Amanda ¦ You know whats worse than two haleys? No AC.
Amanda ¦ With 4 computers on
Amanda ¦ -.-!
%Chuck ¦ wanna know whats worse than that?
%Chuck ¦ VD
@Towlie ¦ how's about working on a roof all day?
@Towlie ¦ :x
@Towlie ¦ xD
@Random ¦ How about your mom in bed?
@Towlie ¦ wont do that agian
Amanda ¦ LMAO
@Towlie ¦ xD
@Towlie ¦ bad timing
@Towlie ¦ D:
Amanda ¦ [22:25:41] <Random> How about your mom in bed?
Amanda ¦ [22:25:42] <Towlie> wont do that agian
Amanda ¦ FTW
%Chuck ¦ youre taking a job away from mitch, towlie.
Amanda ¦ Owned
%Chuck ¦ that is epic amanda
@Towlie ¦ indeed ;-;
Amanda ¦ teej
Amanda ¦ Bah
Amanda ¦ Someone submit that
Amanda ¦ im going to go die for a few hours
Amanda ¦ =]
%Chuck ¦ that needs to be on daquotesite
Amanda ¦ It does
Amanda ¦ Hence
Amanda ¦ Someone submi it


Quote: #88 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Clever]

< OneEyedFreak> You and I chatting is like watching dyslexics play with a teletype
<%ericf> Always entertaining? ;-)
< OneEyedFreak> and confusing
<%ericf> comprehension is for the weak
< OneEyedFreak> Odd coming from a teacher.
<%ericf> I just have to teach comprehension, not endorse it.
< OneEyedFreak> lol
<%ericf> I also teach how evil drugs and prostitutes are.
< OneEyedFreak> Comprehension with a side order of mis-information, please.
<%ericf> coming right up
<%ericf> would you like fries with that?
* OneEyedFreak waits for SmallStone to complete the circle with a networking trouble call/drive through analogy.
<@SmallStone> i'd have gotten your fries here quicker but this is only a 10mbs window
<@SmallStone> we tried to supersize it to 100mbs but corporate said 'no'
<%ericf> lol
<%ericf> If I had ordered less fries, would they have come quicker?
<%ericf> Is it just pipe size or latency issues also?
<@SmallStone> lol
<@SmallStone> i'm a little dumb so it's both i'm afraid.
<@SmallStone> what did you want again?
<%ericf> 9mb of fries


Quote: #90 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Shock]

<@LJV> i think shes innocent..and that so attractive..dont meet too many of those anymore :)
<~OneEyedFreak> Outside of grade schools, no
<@LJV> i knew it
<@LJV> i was so on to you man
<@LJV> NAILED


Quote: #91 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<&zoe> i see oral more as foreplay then the main event, hence no swallowing.
<&zoe> plus it would piss me off something major to not have ACTUAL sex.
<@Aniviel> once and awhile it could be the main event
<@Aniviel> just to throw them off
<&zoe> no no no
<&zoe> it would be wrong and unfair for me not to get actual sex after i go down.


Quote: #93 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Shock]

<KirbyYasha> Mmmmm
<KirbyYasha> I should eat some butt lover's Popcorn O_o
<KirbyYasha> errr
<KirbyYasha> butter lover


Quote: #94 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [LOL]

<+MrStatic> chasingsol
<+MrStatic> do you ever sleep?
<+chasingsol> not when in pain
<+MrStatic> tell ambrosia to back down
<+chasingsol> from what?
<+MrStatic> You
<+chasingsol> lol
<+chasingsol> not that kind of pain
<+MrStatic> ah
* uTorrent sets mode: +l 149
<+MrStatic> well then 4 zanex's
<+MrStatic> should do it
<+chasingsol> nah, this needs morphine
<+chasingsol> but i'm not about to go to the ER
<+MrStatic> tylenol 4
<+chasingsol> waiting for urgent care to open
<+chasingsol> which isn't for another 6 hours
<+MrStatic> why does that sound moronic


Quote: #96 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Shock]

<@Brad> good morning
<@Static> lo
<@Brad> anything happening?
<@Static> I think Im going to have a bowel movement soon
<@Brad> ...
<@Brad> maybe i should be more specific
<@Brad> lol
<@Brad> thanks for that wonderful little peice of information though
<@Brad> didn't really want to know that ^_^
<@Static> I get to try out this new 3 ply
<@Static> looks soft
<@Brad> heh
<@Brad> well
<@Brad> have fun doing that
<@Static> nah no fun
<@Static> I think its going to be a large movement


Quote: #98 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<Clearview> I think I like going to the strip clubs
<Clearview> it makes me horny
<Clearview> is that wrong?
<ehrich> i haven't been to one yet
<ehrich> are you m or f, clearview?
<Clearview> I am an "f"
<SmallStone> no. it's right. you're a normal, healthy girl.
<ehrich> oooh lesbians rock
<ehrich> my world baby
<Clearview> I believe it.
<boink666> yup ur healthy
<SmallStone> it's patriotic is what it is.
<Clearview> Yeah, I'm not a lesbian.
<Clearview> lol
<boink666> its still hot
<Clearview> that's cool.
<ehrich> bisexual women ROCK
<Clearview> Jesus...
<Clearview> lol
<ehrich> rofl
<SmallStone> rofl


Quote: #100 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Clever]

<Nemesis> why did you flood that time?
<Smoke-G> my ignorance
<Nemesis> i figured


Quote: #101 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Religion]

<nightgale> is masturbation a sin?
<Emensity> Uhh... I don't think so.
<nightgale> ok brb
* nightgale is now known as night[brb]


Quote: #103 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<Poonis> i learned before that there is no way to keep up with a nympho
<+Static> sure there is
<+Static> pop viagra
<+Static> and sleep on your back


Quote: #104 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<PlayGirl> I'm a naughty girl
<Dusty> ?
<PlayGirl> and you touch yourself at night
<PlayGirl> teehee
<Dusty> i no
<Dusty> so do u
<PlayGirl> only when I think about Azzure
<PlayGirl> point being?
<Dusty> idk
<Dusty> wut is ur asl?
<Dark-Enchantres> holy bejesus
<Dusty> ?
<Dark-Enchantres> friggin bot gets more action than I do
-> -Dark-Enchantres- how many people hit on bots daily?


Quote: #105 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<MinionAlex> I can continue
<MinionAlex> all by myself
<MinionAlex> don't need you
<MinionAlex> or anyone else
<MinionAlex> just me
<MinionAlex> :)
<SexualPanda> lol
<SexualPanda> but enough about your sex life
<MinionAlex> what sex life?


Quote: #107 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

<techie_girl87> il have u kno i am femal
<%Quackers> not the way your typing
<%Quackers> your typing like a pedophile


Quote: #115 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Clever]

<@CW> but then again, a lot of men remind me of dicks
<@CW> =)
<@CW> or act like a dick that is flaccid
<@MrStatic> a man can act floppy?


Quote: #117 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Food]

<Rainy> Is adding a smoking section in a restaraunt like adding a peeing section in a pool?


Quote: #119 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Clever]

Random: anyone have OLCHK32.DLL ?
teej123: is that a porn site?


Quote: #122 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Stupid]

<zomgwtfbbq> wanna play rock paper scisors?
<Rice_Crispy> sure!
<Rice_Crispy> 1
<Rice_Crispy> 2
<Rice_Crispy> 3
<zomgwtfbbq> rock
<Rice_Crispy> rock
<@Dude> lol
<Rice_Crispy> 0/0
<Crawl|Lurking> It'd be so easy to cheat every time....
<Rice_Crispy> 1
<Rice_Crispy> 12
<@Dude> yeah
<Rice_Crispy> 12
<Rice_Crispy> 3
<zomgwtfbbq> rock
<Rice_Crispy> rock
<zomgwtfbbq> lolz
<Crawl|Lurking> Paper
<Crawl|Lurking> I won
<Rice_Crispy> 1
<Rice_Crispy> 1
<Rice_Crispy> so!?!?
<Rice_Crispy> lol
<Rice_Crispy> 1
<Rice_Crispy> 2
<Rice_Crispy> 3
* Rice_Crispy was kicked by Security (Stop flooding!)
<zomgwtfbbq> scissors
<zomgwtfbbq> i winb
<zomgwtfbbq> win*
<Crawl|Lurking> >.<

n00bs......


Quote: #124 - (0) + [X] .::. May 03rd 2008 [Sex]

[05:45:02] <@InuYasha> Eck, You wanna have sex?
[05:45:11] <@Eck> um no ty.
[05:45:16] <@Eck> >.>
[05:45:24] <@InuYasha> why not?
[05:45:31] <@Eck> CAUSE YOU PHAIL!


Quote: #128 - (0) + [X] .::. May 05th 2008 [Sex]

[A]: @ Amanda
[A]: She likes your tool in her stoole
[A]: -e
Kill-9: lmao
Kill-9: I got nothing
Kill-9: you win
[A]: i just ruined my self
[A]: with taht image
[A]: so in truth you win


Quote: #134 - (0) + [X] .::. May 07th 2008 [Sex]

<snexys> im the whore :D
<|> lol
<|> I do it in secret
<|> >_>
<|> <_<
<snexys> lol
<|> I've cybered half of the network!
<|> jk
<|> xD
<snexys> :o
<snexys> i thought i was special :(
<|> lol
<|> No, IRCstorm was the special one
<|> I score with her all the time


Quote: #140 - (0) + [X] .::. May 11th 2008 [LOL]

<Crazed> Someone in another room said "BEING A GIRL SUCKS"
<Random> O_O
<Crazed> and I went I know -.-'
<Crazed> and someone else goes "Crazed.. how would you know?"
<Random> lmao
<Shinrin> poor crazed
* Crazed shrugs
<Crazed> It happens
<Random> alot
<Crazed> yeah lol
<Shinrin> I get called a girl a lot myself.
* Crazed has done it
* Random gets called a guy alot
* Random is an alien with no gender


Quote: #141 - (0) + [X] .::. May 11th 2008 [General]

<Shinrin> Random is so Random.
<Crazed> lol
<Random> no I'm Monkey
<Random> -.-'


Quote: #151 - (0) + [X] .::. May 15th 2008 [General]

<@Twitch> I don't give a shit who started it
<@Twitch> im not pointing fingers
<@Steve-o> then how about getting your bot out of here... for starters...
<@Twitch> Im saying for future referance
* Quits: @LiQuiDiZeD (EScript@IRCStorm-A399134C.range81-154.btcentralplus.com) (Quit: LiQuiDiZeD v1.0 By EcKstasy (Eck) - Http://www.EcKstasyScript.ucoz.com)
<@Eck[AFK]> easier,both of us leaving,bye
* Quits: @LiQuiDiZeD (Eck@IRCStorm-A399134C.range81-154.btcentralplus.com) (Quit:)


Quote: #150 - (0) + [X] .::. May 15th 2008 [Clever]

<Scott> In PM to Scott:
<Scott> <Twitch> omfg
<Scott> <Twitch> i love you
<Scott> <Scott> huh :P
<Scott> <Twitch> wrong channel
<Scott> <Twitch> rofl
<Scott> <Twitch> >.>
<Scott> <Scott> no take backs


Quote: #155 - (0) + [X] .::. May 18th 2008 [Shock]

<@MrStatic> snexys has been idle 32mins 14secs
<@teej123> she is....ARGHhhhh!!!!!
<@teej123> a typical Female
<@teej123> pms me then vanishes
<@MrStatic> ...
<@MrStatic> I hope woman don't pms you
<@teej123> probably mowing her bottom tho....
<@MrStatic> that would just be wrong


Quote: #157 - (0) + [X] .::. May 18th 2008 [LOL]

<Eck> What The FUCK is cameltoe?


Quote: #160 - (0) + [X] .::. May 20th 2008 [Sex]

<angel69> .......................
* angel69 (TCMJava) Quit (Quit: angel69)
<Audrey> well, this sure is interesting...
<music-is-me> mass arent u the one that hates me for no particular reason?
<Dark-Enchantres> i didn't know angels suck D***
<Dark-Enchantres> that's an interesting nick she's got


Quote: #166 - (0) + [X] .::. May 23rd 2008 [Clever]

<Loki> but we're in the middle of saving every bit of money we can
<Loki> I can't really afford to even go to a movie right now
<Icedman> Oh yeah, forgot, I gots that freebie ticket
<DarthMorlock> I gots?
<acme64> he gots
<DarthMorlock> you gots?
<Loki> I don't gots
<acme64> who gots?
<DarthMorlock> me gots
<acme64> me wants
<DarthMorlock> she gots
<acme64> i can has she?
<Icedman> You gots no things
<Icedman> I gots all things
<DarthMorlock> she gots all things


Quote: #168 - (0) + [X] .::. May 27th 2008 [LOL]

* Joins: Bender (Oh@no.not.the.magnet)
* Bender sets mode: +ao Bender Bender
<@Kiirstyyy> heya Bender
<@Bender> magnetic stripes often hurt my arse


Quote: #175 - (0) + [X] .::. May 30th 2008 [General]

*** soeee (java@IRCStorm-77A734B7.pool80-103-176.dynamic.orange.es) has joined #help
(soeee): hola
(soeee): alguien podria decirme cuales son los comandos para registrar un nick?
(Zach): /ns register <password> <email>
(soeee): y en que lugar pongo el nick?
(Zach): (Yo soy es en el clase de espanol) :P
(Zach): que? no comprede tu question
(Zach): lol
(Zach): I don't speak spanish that well
(Zach): sry
(Zach): try #help
(soeee): ok..no importa gracias
(Zach): de nada
(Amanda): Zach this IS #help


Quote: #176 - (0) + [X] .::. May 31st 2008 [General]

<Narakou> Don't you hate when your penis gets stuck to your leg? D:
<crevaxa> Yeah
<crevaxa> Especially when its hot
<crevaxa> and you're in public and you try to unstick it
<Narakou> Haha
<crevaxa> And then you just go "fuck it*grab*"
<Narakou> Yea haha
<Narakou> I've done that D:
<Narakou> And they're all, "Is he grabbing his penis?"
<Narakou> And I'm all, "FUCK IT, YES I'M GRABBING MY PENIS DUMBASS"
<crevaxa> Yeah


Quote: #198 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 18th 2008 [General]

(^_^): ROB
(^_^): Whore.
(^_^): I know you're about.
(^_^): You cant hide from me!
(Rob): muahaha
(Rob): i was putting food in
(^_^): >:)
(^_^): What are you making me?
(^_^): >:)
(Rob): pork chop
(^_^): O_O
(Rob): O_O indeed!
(^_^): You're a pork chop.
(Rob): and you wanna put me in your mouth!
(^_^): Ffs
(^_^): -.-


Quote: #184 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 06th 2008 [Stupid]

<KrypTiK1> can you admit to wearing makeup, and entering a drg show at a gay bar?
<KrypTiK1> cuz i can


Quote: #181 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 05th 2008 [General]

* Joins: Visitor_7
<Visitor_7> hello
<@Random> Hello Visitor_7
<@Random> How may I help you
<Visitor_7> I wet the bed ;-;
<%Jordan> ..
* Visitor_7 is now known as Towlie
* IRCStorm sets mode: +ao Towlie Towlie
<@Random> -.-'
<@Towlie> ;o
<@Towlie> ty for your help :)


Quote: #183 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 06th 2008 [Sex]

<CyberRhino> Towlie, STFU, you know you just spent the last half a minute getting a BJ from her.
<Towlie> CyberRhino you know me, i could never do that.
<CyberRhino> Yeah...you're right :/
<Crazed> ROTFLMFAO
<Crazed> Half a minute
<CyberRhino> :)
<CyberRhino> At least SOMEONE got the joke
<Towlie> fuck I just noticed that


Quote: #185 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 06th 2008 [Clever]

<Towlie> BlueChaos could you hilight me
<Towlie> thanks
<BlueChaos> umm ok
<BlueChaos> ...retard
<Derick> lol
<Towlie> D:


Quote: #188 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 06th 2008 [General]

<Towlie> Steve-o can impregnate a woman 50 yards away
<Steve-o> yes I can
<Steve-o> with my 49 yard long cock
<Steve-o> (I can shoot sperm three feet)


Quote: #189 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 07th 2008 [General]

* Towlie (.@IRCop.IRCStorm.net) has joined #teen-chat
<Security> [Towlie] Water Trembles when it hears my name


Quote: #197 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 18th 2008 [General]

<OPA> its OPA HERE
<OPA> any girl here
<OPA> nice one not ugly
<Laguna> OPA? Of Pensioner Age?
<OPA> 23
<Laguna> Old Perverted Angelo?
<OPA> no
<OPA> just like cool girls
<Laguna> One Prison Advocate?
<Cowgirl-Bob> girls haha
<Cowgirl-Bob> your in the WRONG place


Quote: #203 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 23rd 2008 [General]

<@cowy> Spooky you're looking especially shagworthy today.


Quote: #209 - (0) + [X] .::. Jun 26th 2008 [LMAO]

<@Spooky> We can play 'whats in Spooky's pocket'.
<+sweet_smiles> danni's hand lol
<+DanniDemolition> STFU!!!
<@Spooky> That is SO quoted.


Quote: #220 - (0) + [X] .::. Jul 04th 2008 [General]

<Spooky> I KISSED A GIRKL
<Spooky> AND I LIEKD ET
<Steve-o> ME TOO
<Steve-o> I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT


Quote: #257 - (0) + [X] .::. Jul 21st 2008 [General]

Sir-Haylay-ets ¦ I GOT NEW UNDIES
* VampireCalvin ¦ pokes back...HARD!
Sir-Haylay-ets ¦ They have balloons on em :o
••• ¦ Visitor_1 is now Haylee
Sir-Haylay-ets ¦ And I got chika boxers wIFF Dead bunnies


Quote: #226 - (0) + [X] .::. Jul 07th 2008 [Stupid]

Random ¦ LewsTherin... you want to be voiced?
LewsTherin ¦ Voice mode allows me to talk in moderated mode and permits me to curse
@cowy ¦ So there's no need for anyone to be voiced.
Random ¦ Type /quit voice LewsTherin
-cowy(orly@Teen.FreeJavaChat.com)- I don't think he's a n00b
Countryboy_Ethan ¦ xD
LewsTherin ¦ No
-cowy(orly@Teen.FreeJavaChat.com)- Or at least fully a n00b
«------ ¦ Charlotte [java@3563D3B.DC309F27.F8D69C29.IP] quits [Quit: voice LewsTherin ]


Quote: #230 - (0) + [X] .::. Jul 08th 2008 [LMAO]

<NEo_Bazz> Just got my Wii back from Nintnedo about 5 minutes ago
<NEo_Bazz> :D
<teej123> you happy?
<NEo_Bazz> haha
<NEo_Bazz> yes, indeed
* teej123 knows the feeling!
<teej123> I just got my Sweatin,Swearing,Shivering blow-up doll back from the shop!
<teej123> yay!
<teej123> no more late night TV for This lucky chap
<teej123> :)
<NEo_Bazz> ha


Quote: #229 - (0) + [X] .::. Jul 07th 2008 [General]

<Brad> if IE is so great... why do I have to spend 90% of my development time trying to force it to work?


Quote: #286 - (0) + [X] .::. Nov 16th 2008 [LOL]

<Mizzy> how do yu do the action things again,/.?
* Spooky streaks.
* Laura conceals eyes
<Spooky> You have to sleep with Neko to gain the power.
<Spooky> As you see.
<Spooky> Laura has done so.
<Laura> -_-
<Laura> so have you
<Spooky> Yep.


Quote: #287 - (0) + [X] .::. Nov 18th 2008 [Sex]

<inittab> stew and taco dip isnt worth it
<feti> lol
<jennam> WHAT THE HELL IS TACO DIP
<inittab> haha
<Cdogg> sexual encounter w/ hispanic


Quote: #291 - (0) + [X] .::. Nov 29th 2008 [ROTFL]

<MrStatic> ever use crisco?
<@LJV> i remember seeing it as a child.. dunno if i ever cooked with it
<MrStatic> Ever use it like this? http://img6.imagepile.net/img6/30319609.jpg
<@LJV> ive seen it done tho :D
<@LJV> fuck..im almost afraid to click that
<@LJV> lol
<MrStatic> come one
<MrStatic> on
<MrStatic> let me knowe
<MrStatic> ever use it like that?
<@LJV> wtf
<@LJV> where do u find shit like that
<@LJV> i need to BLOCK it


Quote: #1 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 12th 2008 [ROTFL]

<teej123> i bought a sanitizer for my toilet
<Ultimate-Buzz> Cool!
<teej123> my toilet smells like bleach soo now i just wanna mount it and get off
<teej123> errr....
<Ultimate-Buzz> haha
<Mike> hmmm
<Ultimate-Buzz> Mine smells of peaches
<teej123> that came out TO-tally wrong
<Mike> that may need clarification
<Mike> hehe
<Mike> toilet mouth
<Mike> hehe
<teej123> its a rim rider
<teej123> not a cake
<Ultimate-Buzz> haha
<Mike> youre making it worse


Quote: #6 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<+Mitch> Join #Mitch,0000
<+Mitch> Its my channel
<+Mitch> marco_polo
<+Mitch> for l33t IRCers
+marco_polo has left #help (Left all channels)


Quote: #71 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 24th 2008 [General]

<Scott> Hey de, since amanda won't do "it" with me
<Scott> how about you?
<Dark-Enchantres> towlie would be happy to oblige
<Dark-Enchantres> i'm a little busy
* Joins: Static
<teej123> hehehe
<Dark-Enchantres> oh Static is here
<Dark-Enchantres> do him
* Static bends over
<Static> There we go thatll screw up statserv
<Dark-Enchantres> don't be a pansy about it either he likes it when you hurt him
<Static> :)
<teej123> towlie?? There goes yet another perfectly good ass ruined by a Scott...
<Amanda> WTF


Quote: #20 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<@Proto-type> DE's leaving?
<@Proto-type> Yay
<@Dark-Enchantres> so are you
<@Dark-Enchantres> /os akill add...
<@Dude> :P
<@Proto-type> I love it when you play rough
<@Dark-Enchantres> i know honey
<@Dark-Enchantres> but I gotta go to bed and play with a real man now
<@Dude> :O burn....


Quote: #23 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 17th 2008 [General]

<@Mitch> >.> i have been sucking dick
<@Mitch> for a vhost
<@Mitch> ;p
<@EcKstasy> >.>
<@Proto[Away]> I LOVE YOU ALL
<@Proto[Away]> GROUP HUG?
<@Proto[Away]> ^_________^
<@EcKstasy> no
<@Dude> ^
<@EcKstasy> ha ha
<@Mitch> ^ + 2 lines
<@Proto[Away]> ^ + 3 lines
<@Dude> dude Mitch
<@Dude> I can't be friends with a guy who sucks duck
<@Dude> and dick too


Quote: #33 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

<@Twitch> /join #Twitch,0000
<@teej123> im not vindictive like that..I'll settle for making his chatlife To-Tally miserable...
<EcKstasy> >.>.>
<@teej123> :D
<Dude> lol
<Rusty> I refuse
<Dude> :O
<@Twitch> Well your not cool enough
<@Twitch> to be with us
<@Twitch> anyways ;p
<Rusty> *you're
<@Twitch> Exactly
<Rusty> ...punk
<@Twitch> you agree
<@Twitch> ;p
<Dude> oy Rusty
<Dude> that's why you got shunned last night :P
<Caffeine> lol
<@Twitch> Caffeine: Your cool
<@teej123> meanyhead...
* @Twitch (twitch@dont.care) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
<Dude> OMG
<Dude> now I quote him
<Caffeine> lol
<@teej123> lol
* Twitch (twitch@dont.care) has joined #lobby
* IRCStorm sets mode: +o Twitch
* @Twitch sniggles
<Dude> Twitch ya getting quoted
<@teej123> payback time!
<@Twitch> lmao
<@Twitch> i pulled a "Teej"
<@Twitch> just now
<@teej123> hahaha
<@teej123> i don't feel quite soo "n00bish" now
<@teej123> "D
<@Twitch> lol
<@teej123> :D
<@Twitch> ive done it twice today
<@Twitch> >.>
* Rusty (java@IRCStorm-A6071E10.gt.res.rr.com) has left #lobby (Left all channels)
* Rusty (java@IRCStorm-A6071E10.gt.res.rr.com) has joined #lobby
<@Twitch> And i think i still pwned him
<@Twitch> ;p
<Caffeine> ...wb
<Caffeine> lol
<@teej123> Rusty...have a nice lil trip?
<@teej123> lol!
<Dude> LMAO


Quote: #38 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 18th 2008 [General]

(@Twitch) ive never used it
(@Twitch) never wanted to stop my computer
(@Twitch) from shutting down
(@Twitch) and im affriand shutdown -a
(@Twitch) wont work
(Sneak) The hell it won't
(@Twitch) becuase it immediately closes programs
(@Twitch) try it
(Sneak) Oh
(@Twitch) into your mIRC //run cmd /c shutdown -f
(@Twitch) then try to abort it
Quit: Sneak(Ego@C0AB4EE1.2D776B30.6B845E51.IP) (Connection reset by peer)
(pastry) xD
(@Twitch) and
(@Twitch) see
(@Twitch) She couldnt abort it
(@Twitch) >.>


Quote: #57 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 21st 2008 [General]

* @Amanda hoovers Skybaxx
<@Skybaxx> :|
* Visitor_3 is now known as Caffeine
* @Skybaxx is too young to be hoovered!
<kitie> caffieeeeeeeee
<@Skybaxx> Caffie!!
* @Skybaxx huggles Caffiee!!
<Caffeine> Kitieeeeee
<Caffeine> Skybaxx!!
* Caffeine huggles *
<Caffeine> How are y'all?
<Jess> ?
<memento> ok..
<@Skybaxx> well, I just got hoovered...
<Caffeine> I saw that, lol.
<@Amanda> He was dusty >_<L
<@Skybaxx> so you hoover me into a dust bag
<@Skybaxx> makes sense...
<kitie> me'z grrrrrrreat
<Caffeine> lol, Amanda
<@Skybaxx> the tube ride was kinda fun, but the landing was sneezy
<Caffeine> Hey.
<Caffeine> Oy.
* @Amanda extracts Skybaxx from the vacuum bag
<Caffeine> That's good, Kitie. :D
<@Skybaxx> hoovered, now extracted...
<@Skybaxx> what's next?
* @Amanda places the dust-bunny Skybaxx under the couch
<@Skybaxx> no, I am not going on one of Teej's plane trips
<@Amanda> BE FREE!
<Caffeine> haha.
<@Skybaxx> ....
<Caffeine> Aww, she's nice. I would have thrown you in the trash. :P
* @Amanda has released Skybaxx in the wild to roam the solid oak floor plains with others of his kind
* @Skybaxx WAS free, before you hoovered me
<@Skybaxx> oh, thanks so very much Caffie
<@Skybaxx> not...
<Caffeine> haha
<Caffeine> :P
<Caffeine> Anytime :D
<@Skybaxx> riiight
<@Skybaxx> wait
<@Skybaxx> others of my kind?
<@Skybaxx> I'm a unique specimen, thankyou
<@Amanda> Yes, with other Dustbaxx
<@Skybaxx> one and only
<@Skybaxx> ...
<@Skybaxx> Dustbaxx... well, it does have a certain originality


Quote: #61 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 21st 2008 [General]

<@Dude> I like turtles
<@Amanda> I do too...but you know what I don't like?
<@Amanda> Turtle heads
<@Amanda> If I have to poop...let me poop. Don't fuckin tease me.


Quote: #62 - (1) + [X] .::. Apr 22nd 2008 [General]

* sfdgs (java@IRCStorm-98A6BAD7.upc-a.chello.nl) has joined #help
<@Dude> Hello sfdgs
* sfdgs plays music
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<@Dude> Well..
<@Dude> I was just about to say it was pretty cool music.
<@Dude> And then that.
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<@Dude> Oooh...might be a problem with the nick, h4cker3199.
<@Dude> Would you be so kind as to change it, please?
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<@Dude> Or that.
<@Dude> What's with people today?